Best Funny Birthday Wishes For Everyone in Your Life: What better gift on your birthday than laughter? Okay, a real gift might be better, but a laugh is good too! Add one of our 80 Funny Birthday Wishes to your loved one’s birthday card and make their day a little happier.
Whether it’s his birthday, her birthday, or someone in between, you’re sure to find a funny message right here that’ll put a smile (if not a full snort!) on their face. Do you feel like your gift bag is missing something? Use one of our short wishes to add that extra something to your gift. They may be short and sweet, but they pack a big laugh!
1. May you grow so old that just the sight of you scares babies and ex-lovers. Happy Birthday!
2. It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. That’s pretty cool.
3. They say to take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a fair amount of salt and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy Birthday!
4. Happy Birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday like you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.
5. Forget the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget the present because I didn’t get you any. Happy Birthday!
6. Happy Birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.
7. Everyone grows young. Today it’s official, your train is over. Happy Birthday!
8. Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good for you I’m the second kind.
9. It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family screw up your birthday song. Good times!
10. I mean you have ME so I don’t know what else to wish for… but go I guess… Happy Birthday!
11. Is it hotter here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy Birthday!
12. Fun Fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start pouring and happy birthday!
Happy Birthday! I love it… how you used to be young.
13. Happy Birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you to watch.
14. To a great friend on his birthday, my only regret is that I didn’t meet you sooner, so I could have teased you longer. Happy Birthday!
15. Her birthday becomes a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quickly! Oh, and happy birthday!
2. Happy Birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt! ❤
3. Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottom line!
4. Smart, handsome and funny! But enough about me. Happy Birthday!
5. A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
6. Happy Birthday. I hope your day is as nice as your butt?
7. Hush, don’t grow up! It is a trap. Happy Birthday!
8. I would give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!
9. You may be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy Birthday!
10. Happy Birthday! Super glad you were born.
11. It’s so awesome that my weirdness really resonates with your weirdness. Happy Birthday!
12. If you were my Uber driver I would definitely give you five stars. Happy Birthday!
13. I smell old people! Oh, wait, no, it’s just you. Happy birthday!
14. Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Does grown-up suit you?
15. Maybe your birthday cake will be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it.
WhatsApp Birthday Wishes For Funny
1. Happy birthday honey, please tell me what age to write on the cake.
2. Happy birthday, are you the same age as five years ago?
3. No matter how old you get, your activities will never change. Happy birthday and have a great day!
4. I have attended all your birthdays since you were a child, should I tell everyone how many candles to put on your cake?
5. I wish you many days of celebration and plenty of sleep, no hectic work either, just an easy schedule. Happy Birthday!
6. Wish you were younger so we can actually go to the museum and take you there. Happy Birthday, Older!
7. Made me text you for a week, so here we go. Happy Birthday!
8. Gone are the years of burping and farting, now it’s time to fart more sophisticatedly. Happy Birthday!
9th birthdays are for girls but you are my wife. Happy birthday, buddy! Let’s get drunk tonight.
10. From cave painting to canvas painting you have grown my dear friend and you are getting older. Happy Birthday!
11. I’m glad someone is older than me, it makes me feel like I can meet more girls. Happy birthday, oldie!
12. Look at your watch, I gave you this for your 1st birthday, change kindly that you are getting old. Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes Man
1. Happy Birthday Guys… Show Up Until You Can’t Show Up Pretty.
2. Happy birthday to my mini-me, an accomplice, and most importantly my best friend. Loving You! I can’t believe you’re turning 25.
3. I’m making a very special birthday wish to my greatest friend and incredibly wonderful sister. Happy birthday, darling.
4. Happy birthday to my amazing boyfriend and an even more wonderful husband!
6. Happy birthday to my mafia peak-around friend! Enjoy your special day!!
5. Happy birthday to my good friend/sister. Enjoy your day darling pooh.
7. Happy birthday angel wishes you long life, dear friend.
8. You are not just a friend, you are my idol. Happy Birthday my friend.
9. Happy Birthday. Hahahaha, happy birthday friend, miss your face!
10. Good friends, fried chicken, and laughter. Feel the birthday love.
11. Happy birthday to my beautiful wife and best friend!
12. Dinner with friends for their birthday! Happy birthday, darling!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Him
1. Since it’s your birthday I’ll tell you now, you’re a real catch. Fish a Reel – Happy Birthday!
2. Happy Birthday! I baked you a cake for your special day. BOOM YOU ARE A CAKE! If you get stung by a jellyfish
3. I would totally pee on you. That’s how much you mean to me brother. Happy Birthday!
4. Another year together has passed. What would I ever do without you? No open glasses, that’s for sure. Happy birthday, dude!
5. Happy Birthday! It’s a big one! (That’s what she said.) ?
6. Thanks for being such a great guy! Great that is. Happy Birthday!
7. It’s your special day! treat me! Oops, I mean yourself. Treat yourself! (But so do I.) Happy birthday!
8. If it’s a consolation prize, the whiskey years just got tastier. Well, at least you have this for yourself. Happy Birthday!
9. Happy birthday colleague! Congratulations on getting one year closer to a senior discount at the cinema. Not to mention the best parking at the grocery store.
10. It turns out that the right mask can make your special day that much more fun. And by mask, I mean a glass of alcoholic beverage. Happy birthday, brother!
11. I would have made you a funny card but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem… Happy Birthday!
12. Don’t let age get you down! It’s way too hard to get back up. Happy birthday, dude!
Funny Birthday Wishes For You
1. Wow, another year under my belt. Just let me know how old do we tell people you are now? Happy Birthday!
2. I am one breast, you are the other breast and together… we are breast friends! Happy Birthday!
3. Happy Birthday! stay golden girl
4. Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to terrorize the elderly sisters together!
5. The happiest of all birthdays for her for my shenanigans!
6. A little advice on your special day, there’s no shame in the botox game. Happy Birthday!
7. On your birthday I thought I’d tell you a little secret.
8. Some call it a reason for a psychiatric stay, we call it your special shine? Happy Birthday!
9. It’s your party and you will cry if you want; However, I don’t recommend it. You’re going to ruin your makeup and we’re going to take a lot of photos tonight. Happy Birthday!
10. I can only hope to be a great woman like you one day. But with better clothes of course. Happy Birthday!
11. Here’s to another year of questionable life choices! Happy Birthday, Queen?
12. Glad I found you! Because to be honest, I think we both know that you couldn’t find glasses wearing them girly on your face. Happy Birthday!
13. Happy Birthday from one fabulous girl to another!
