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Short funny quotes & saying

• “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” — Elbert Hubbard

• “Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?” — Jane Austen

• “My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” — Matt Schucker

• “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” — Mark Twain

• “A good friend will always stab you in the front.” — Oscar Wilde

• “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” — Cher, Clueless

• “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” — Marlene Dietrich

• “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” — Greg Tamblyn

• “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” — Elizabeth Taylor

Very short funny quotes & saying

• “I’m not lazy, I’m on power-saving mode.”

• “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

• “I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me.”

• “I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome.”

• “I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”

• “I’m not late, everyone else is just early.”

• “I’m not addicted to chocolate, we’re just in a committed relationship.”

• “I’m not old, I’m vintage.”

• “I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.”

• “I’m not procrastinating, I’m multitasking my delay.”

Short funny motivational quotes

•  “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” Ayn Rand.

• “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” Robin Williams

• “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.” Michael Scott

• “Think like a proton. Always positive.” Unknown

• “Be happy — it drives people crazy.” Unknown

• “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” Cathy Guisewite

• “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” Mark Twain

• “Well-behaved women seldom make history.” Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

• “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” Benjamin Franklin

• “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” Unknown

• “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” Charles Schulz

• “Bad decisions make good stories.” Ellis Vidler

Short funny quotes about life

• “Always forgive your enemies — nothing annoys them so much.” — Oscar Wilde

• “If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.” — Billy Wilder

• “Education is learning what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.” — Daniel J. Boorstin

• “Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”

• “Life is like a roller coaster: you can either scream every time there’s a bump or you can throw your hands up and enjoy the ride.”

• “Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you.”

• “Life is like a box of chocolates; it’s full of nuts!”

• “Life is like toilet paper. Either you’re on a roll, or you’re taking crap from someone.”

• “A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future.” — Denis Waitley

• “The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” — Dorothy Parker

• “Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” — George Burns

• “Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” — Margaret Mead

• “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” — Mark Twain

Short funny friendship quotes

• A friend knows your Wi-Fi password without asking.

• Good friends are like stars, always there – and likely teasing you.

• Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone; they join and make it sillier.

• The best friends make you question why you bothered with normalcy.

• Crazy friends equal everything, especially if they embrace wild ideas.

• Friendship is sharing an umbrella for the cool photos, not the rain.

• A friend knows your stories and still appears in public with you.

• Friends are like snowflakes – beautiful but tend to disappear when things warm up.

• A day without laughter is wasted, and a friend’s laughter-less day is practically tragic.

Short funny work quotes & saying

• “Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get.” — Ray Kroc

• “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” — Claude McDonald

• “The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.” — Sarah Brown

• “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” — Dalai Lama

• “You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum wage work ethic.” — Zig Ziglar

• “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.” — Ayn Rand

• “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.” — Milton Berle

• “Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.” — George Burns

• “You never become a howling success by just howling.” — Bob Harrington

• “Think like a proton. Always positive.” — Unknown

• “There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” — Beverly Sills

• “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.” — Bill Murray

Short funny love quotes & saying

• I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. – Anonymous

• You’re the only person I want to share my snacks with. – Anonymous

• “Love is being stupid together.” – Paul Valéry

• “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.”

• I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. – Elizabeth Evans

• “You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the ‘I’ to my ‘Love You’.”

• “I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.”

• You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole. – Anonymous

• You’re my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye. – Anonymous

• You’re the only person who can make me laugh when I’m mad at you. – Anonymous

• “Love is sharing your popcorn.”

Short best friend quotes funny

• Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans. -Unknown

• If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything. -Unknown

• I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something. -Unknown

• “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”

• “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”

• “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head, but like in the leg or something.”

• You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.

• You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. -Unknown

• Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. -Greg Tamblyn

• Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop. -Unknown

• “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”

• “We’ll be the ones in the rocking chairs laughing about the time we thought we were cool.”