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Funny Anniversary Quotes
“There’s no one else in the world I’d rather have snoring next me.”
“This box of chocolates reminds me of you — sweet, salty, nutty and very addictive.”
“Beyond grateful (and relieved) that we both swiped right.”
“You’ll always be the only person I send heart eye emojis to.”
“Love is great but a little ‘rizz’ never hurts either (and you’ve got lots of it).”
“Each and every day you’re my favorite notification.”
“My love for you still gives me the same feeling as when I see my food coming at a restaurant.”
“On this [insert number] year anniversary, I want to renew my DINKWAD lifestyle with you.”
“Even though we have more grey hair, wrinkles and body aches, celebrating our marriage anniversary never gets old.”
“I know that loving me isn’t always easy, but at least it’s worth it.”
“Choosing you makes up for all the bad decisions I’ve ever made.”
“For better or worse, I still choose you.”
“Sorry, no refunds. Happy anniversary!”
“Saying ‘I Do’ to you for the rest of my life is the smartest thing I ever did.”
“Another year together and I’d still choose you over a room full of puppies.”
“Let’s pinky swear we’ll celebrate every wedding anniversary like it’s our first.”
“Forgot to cancel my 30-day marriage trial… Phew!”
“A happy marriage is basically like an endless sleepover with a best friend.”
“Marriages don’t work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. Marriage is about both people being equally miserable.” —Forget Paris
“It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other.” —Good Will Hunting
“She’s your lobster. Come on, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.” —Friends
“This is true love. You think this happens every day?” —The Princess Bride
“You make me happy. Even when you’re awful, I would rather be with you, even the you that you seem to think is diminished, than with anyone else in the world.” —Me Before You
“Marriage isn’t about a ring. It’s a lifelong commitment of compassion and understanding. Especially for your spouse’s idiot relations. All is forgiven.” —Chuck
“Marriage is like a tense, unfunny, version of Everybody Loves Raymond. Only it doesn’t last 22. It lasts forever.” —Knocked Up
“Listen to me, mister. You’re my knight in shining armor. Don’t you forget it.” —On Golden Pond
“After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh.” —Sex and the City
“You gotta take the good with the bad. Kids, if you’re gonna belong to someone, you better toughen up.” — Bluey
“Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.” — George Bernard Shaw
“After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we don’t agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want!” — Jacques Pepin
“Don’t smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.” — Leo Buscaglia
“The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds—they mature slowly.” — Peter De Vries
“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” — H. L. Mencken
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford
“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.” — Albert Einstein
“Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.” — Billy Sunday
“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.” — Agatha Christie
“Then there was a man who said, ‘I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.’” — Oscar Wilde
“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” — Ruth Graham
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schultz
“A man’s best fortune or his worst is his wife.” — Robert Louis Stevenson
“I have heard that whoever loves is in no condition old.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.”— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
“Love like there’s no tomorrow, and if tomorrow comes, love again.”— Max Lucado
“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”— Terry Pratchett
“Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.”—Leonardo da Vinci
“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”— Socrates
“Seven years is a long, long while/Somehow you still make me smile/I’d say almost most of the time.” — “I Like You” by Ben Rector
“Your love is better than ice cream/Better than anything else that I’ve tried.” — “Ice” by Sarah McLachlan
“And you’ll save all your dirtiest jokes for me/And at every table, I’ll save you a seat.” — “Lover” by Taylor Swift
“Clowns to the left of me!/Jokers to the right!/Here I am stuck in the middle with you” — “Stuck In The Middle With You” by Stealers Wheel
“I wanna be your vacuum cleaner/Breathing in your dust/I wanna be your Ford Cortina/I will never rust/If you like your coffee hot/Let me be your coffee pot/You call the shots/I wanna be yours.” — “I Wanna Be Yours” by John Cooper Clarke
“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.” — Doug Larson
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” — Mignon McLaughlin
“Love is being stupid together.” — Paul Valery
“A good relationship is where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.” – Anonymous
“The bravest thing that men do is love women.” — Mort Sahl
“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” — Francois de la Rochefoucauld
“A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.” — Dave Willis
“Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and as difficult as that.” — Michael Leunig
“The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” — Audrey Hepburn
“I can’t see anything I don’t like about you.” — Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
“I love her, and that’s the beginning and end of everything.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” — Franklin P. Jones
“You don’t marry the person you can live with—you marry the person you can’t live without.” — Unknown
“Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” — Marcel Proust
