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Funny Senior Quotes
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Charles M. Schulz
“I wouldn’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.” —Groucho Marx
“Attention campers, lunch has been canceled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.” —Tony Perkis (Heavyweights)
“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker
“I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man.” – Jay-Z
“Long story short, I survived.” —Taylor Swift
“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon
“If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.” – Henny Youngman
“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” —John Lennon
“Life’s too mysterious to take too seriously.” —Mary Engelbreit
“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.” —Alfred Adler
“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” —William Shakespeare
“You met me at a very strange time in my life.” —The Narrator (Fight Club)
“Of course I dress well. I didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.”
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
“I finally learned how to right good.”
“I’m a senior, but I stay fresh man.”
“High school was easy. It was like riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire and the ground was on fire and everything was on fire because it was hell.”
“If you’re reading this, future me, put down this book and do something productive.”
“The office, season 7, episode 19, minute 14:45.”
“My senior project was to learn how to properly pronounce my name.”
“I’m so glad I was able to get my grades up to a C-minus before this went to print.”
“Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.”
“I did my waiting! Twelve years of it! In Azkaban!”
“I didn’t choose the thug life, my mom picked it out for me.”
“I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a paper and a handshake.”
“You know the world is messed up when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest basketball player is Chinese, and the Swiss hold the America’s Cup.”
“The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.”
“I can’t believe I’m graduating. I still have no idea what I’m doing.”
“They asked me to write something. So here it is: Something.”
“I’m a senior, but I stay fresh man.”
“I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in a room together.”
“I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.”
“No more homework, no more books! No more teacher’s dirty looks!”
“Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.”
“You can’t move forward without saying goodbye to the past.”
“I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers because I can always count on them.”
“I may be leaving the school, but I will never leave my friends. Well, except Jake. He knows what he did.”
“I’m like that one sock that disappears in the dryer, you’ll never find someone like me again.”
“I’m gonna go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.”
“I’ve learned from the mistakes I’ve made, and the ones I plan to make.”
“Four years later and I’m still an idiot. Thanks for nothing.”
“I didn’t know we had to write something. I was too busy learning math equations I will never use in real life.”
“Be so good that they can’t ignore you.” —Steve Martin
“I tried being reasonable, I didn’t like it.” —Clint Eastwood
“All my life I’ve had one dream: to achieve my many goals.” —Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
“Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good.” —Peter Parker (Avengers: Infinity War)
“I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” —Chandler Bing (Friends)
“‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. —Wayne Gretzky'” —Michael Scott (The Office)
“If I die, turn my tweets into a book.” —Gina Linetti (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
“Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape.” —Anonymous
